Preparing for the Olympics?

I was listening to the TODAY Show, apparently some athletes are feeling pretty confident since they are "comfortable" in their "own skin"--Just imagine the alternative! I once knew a squirrel who wasn't comfortable in his own skin. I helped him out with that.

Ground-Dog's Day

I think if I see my shadow on Groundhog's Day, then it means six more weeks of presents!

Wishin' and Hopin'. . .

... all this snow would go away. I paid a small fortune for "snow removal" and they didn't even take it with them. I am going to put it in trash bags, and see if those fellas will take it.

Happy Boxing Day!

It is my pleasure to share some Christmas photographs with my people. You will note the excessive snow and ice, and meager presents under my tree. I am sure more presents will be coming soon, once the roads are cleared and my subjects make it across the moat to the palace.

What Do You Give Thanks for Today?

Perhaps the opportunity to become a Fan of Sadie on FACEBOOK?

Simply, log onto your Facebook page, and search for Sadie's Page. See you there! Oh, and have a Splendid Thanksgiving! I hope your turkey is both delicious and nutritious.

Letter from A Gentleman

My Dear Lady,

I have been enchanted! I caught sight of your picture over the shoulder of my human lass on Monday, last...how you captivate! Do forgive my stolid inquiry--are you spoken for?

HixtonLee, Esq.

Sadie Says: Hixton, you are a dear, but I am afraid you'd find me to be a bitch!

A Lovely Morning for a Nap

I am so exhausted from my various duties that I find a mere 22 hours per day of sleep is simply running the tank to empty. I hope to catch a little nap, and refresh the neurons.

New Fan, Harley, Sends Photo

Sadie Says: I don't know what you are seeing, but it looks to me like he's heels over head in love with me. (Isn't everyone??)

BREAKING NEWS:

SADIE AWARDED NOBEL PUPPY PRIZE

Oslo, Norway: Sadie was awarded the Nobel Puppy Prize today for obvious reasons according to a unanimous vote of the Nobel committee. Although humbled by the award, Sadie, who is not known for false modesty, did have to admit that it was about time.

Thoughts On Wearing a Crown

The platinum and jewels tend to be rather heavy, and it is difficult to smile while wearing the state crown. Perhaps, one should not really smile anyway. The crown after all is a symbol of a high and solemn office.

INSTRUCTIONS FOR SITTING LIKE A LADY

1) Move cushions to suit your own design

2) Cross your legs unless they are properly covered by the cushions

3) Use one of a kind hand made pillow to catch any drool

4) If you are comfortable, resist any effort by others to move you

And This Bitter Tidbit from my Frienemey, Baby Doll:

Dear Sadie,

I've been reading your blogs and you think being a Princess is so great, WELL! I am a Queen. My Queendom is a little house in the 'hood, but Queen outranks a princess never the less!!!! I will send you a picture of me out galavanting with Hillary Clinton too!!! We have many things in common as you will see (Hillary and I, NOT you and I!). I will be contacting you soon!

Baby Doll

Sadie says:

No comment, Tart!

More from the Mailbag:

Dear Sadie, We are big fans of yours and read your blog every chance we get. We think you are one of the lovliest ladies in all of Omaha (and we go to the dog park alot). We are sending some pictures. One of us wrestling on our bed (we know wreslting is probably beneath you) and another of us lounging waiting for our dinner. Why are the humans so slow in preparing our meals, and then half the time they aren't even warm enough. We hope you have enjoyed your summer by the pool. We are looking forward to fall when the weather is cooler and we can be taken for more rides. We are free spirits and love to feel the wind in our noses. Thanks for your blog and your advice on how to deal with the people. Two of your Biggest fans, Gus and Hauss Dear Gus & Hauss, You are two big strapping fellas, and you are too too kind! While I do not participate in wrestling, I have been known to spectate. Regarding the preparation of our meals, I insist my staff eat some of my dinner first--in case, anyone drops dead from poisoning. You can never be too safe if you are royalty. Princess Sadie

from Sadie's Mailbag

Dear Sadie,

I need your advice. I'm being held hostage in a God forsaken place called Millard, Nebraska. Every time I try climbing the wall to escape, the person squeals at me in the harshest tone, " Maxie get away from there!" If that isn't bad enough, when she is trying to get my attention, she refers to me as "Maxie Doodles". I don't know how much longer I can take this verbal abuse. Yesterday, I made a break for it, and the next thing I know she is chasing me down the street in her pajamas, yelling, "Maxie, cookies....cookies". Please, do you any ideas concerning the training of an old woman?

Sincerely,
Prince Max
Land of the Vikings

Dear Max,

My human pets are also morons. I simply accept them as quirky companions meant for my amusement (and also to wait on me hand and foot).

Princess Sadie

Breaking News:

HRH Princess Sadie Releases Official Birthday Photograph

Please notice the similarity between HRH photo and that taken of HM QEII last year by the famed celebrity photographer, Annie Leibovitz. That regal stature is clearly hereditary. This marks the sixth year of Princess Sadie's reign in Omaha.

From Sadie's Mailbag. . .

This letter arrived from a miniature poodle:

Dear Sadie,

What advice do you have for me? Last week my boyfriend left me for a schnauzer. I was so beside myself I urinated right on the floor. My people yelled at me. I can't do anything right. I think I need to see a psychiatrist. What do you think I should do?

Frenchy

Dear Frenchy,

You silly dog, you can't see a psychiatrist--you're not allowed on the couch!

Princess Sadie

Excuse Me! The Princess is Trying to Sleep!

I have directed my staff to thank the most kind "Medical Records Girls" for the thoughtful sign indicating discretion in the hallway while I attempt to get my beauty rest. This shall come in quite handy as the I am sensitive to noise and other unruliness. As I was just saying the other day, "This house is not a gymnasium, it is a museum."

What Would You Do Today?

Sadie Says: What to do on a rainy Fourth of July,

but in a freshly made bed to lie.

Sadie Has Some Summertime Fun!

Here I am chasing my pet human around the swimming pool. I don't know how he got in there. I do wish they would stay out of my pool, it's just not sanitary!

Sadie Working Undercover!

Dear Blog Fans,

You have probably been wondering, "Why isn't Sadie blogging lately?"  The truth can now be revealed.  My dear friend, Hillary, requested I go on a special mission for the State Department.   It turns out, the government needed a very special agent to train a new puppy for the White House.  As you have no doubt learned, that puppy is "Bo."  It was a tough job, but the duties of an Ambassador are plentiful.  I am planning to rest for awhile at the palace before my next assignment.  I'll keep you informed, so long as it's not classified. 

Yours truly,

Princess Sadie, Ambassador-at-large

Sadie says:

I like to hold hands while watching the telly.

Did You Hear About My New Movie ?

I am up for the lead in  Slumdog Bulldog and this  is me begging for food.  I hope you can appreciate the angst.  The hitch is, of course, the producers are going to have to spring for a first class ticket to Mumbai, otherwise they can just get Lassie.

Letter from California

So Sadie,  Long time no bark.  Attached is a photo of me surveying my kingdom.  You can see more photos of my digs at www.goldcountrybandb.com.  It is tough keeping all my people here in line.  They have me on a diet...can you believe it?   I ate all the frogs that were here when we arrived so I can't even supplement my snacks with a few choice tidbits anymore.   It's all I can do to catch a water skeeter once in a while.  Do you have this problem to?  Wet kisses...your friend,

Rowdy

Dear Rowdy,

No wonder you put on weight eating French food.  I have to watch those rich sauces myself.  As a matter of fact, everything I eat seems to give me gas!

Best regards,

Sadie

SADIE PRAISES MARKEL LAND ROVER OMAHA

I want to thank Brad, Phil, and the whole crew at Markel Land Rover Omaha for customizing my new Range Rover.  It is so much easier to reach the gas pedal and brake now, and the Milkbone holder makes much more sense than an ashtray as I never smoke while driving.  Thanks also for the snappy new collar!  I will tell everyone at the kennel club about the superior customer service and attention to detail.  My Rover is so cool, it makes me want to leave the Bentley in the  royal mews.

This Ambassadorship is Looking Like a Sure Thing

They have sent around some tradespeople to fit me for an Ambassador's sash.  However, I am sure I will have to wait until after the inauguration to be presented to the Queen.

 On the Hush-Hush:  Word from the beltway is that there might be an Ambassadorship in my future.  More later.

                    

The Canine Good Citizen of the Year (by virtue of official testing) Wishes you a

          H    A    P    P    Y          N    E    W         Y    E    A    R     !

What Could Santa Bring You?

I'm making a list,

and checking it twice.

Let's see, are you naughty or nice?

Will you get Santa a drink,

and serve it on ice?

It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas...

Everywhere you look!  But, wow!  What's this Princess Sadie has to teach another session of classes at the Canine University?   When will these people learn.  I have shopping, and wrapping, and making treats.  Where does the time go?  I can hardly wait for Christmas Break (let's hope that they don't take that away from me.)  

P.S. at least it looks like the decorating is done.

Start Your Engines! The Holidays Are Here!

Boy have I ever been busy!  I started decorating for Christmas as you can see.  First, the Airport Authority called because pilots were complaining of glare while trying to land.  Then, I hear from NASA that they spotted something very bright from the International Space Station, and couldn't identify it.  

Things were just calming down, when there was a knock at the door.  Guess who was there.  Well, it wasn't Santa Claus.  It was the D.E.A.  Apparently, there had been a spike in electrical usage and they were concerned about a possible marijuana growing operation.  Personally, I think those agents have been watching too much television.  On top of all this, I still have to finish shopping and wrapping.  I hope everyone likes Milkbones!  You know what I always say--"if they don't like it, they can just give it to the dog."

White House Job?

Possible Titles:

1) First Puppy

2) Puppy-in-Chief

3) Secretary of Good Humor

YES WE DID!

Arrived in Sadie's mailbag last night:

Sadie--

I'm about to head to Grant Park to talk to everyone gathered there, but I wanted to write to you first.  We just made history.  And I don't want you to forget how we did it.  You made history every single day during this campaign--every day you knocked on doors, made a donation, or talked to your family, friends, and neighbors about why you believe it's time for change.  We have a lot of work to do to get our country back on track, and I'll be in touch soon about what comes next. But I want to be very clear about one thing--All of this happened because of you.

Thank you,

Barack

Do you think he is going to tap me for a White House job?  I heard he mentioned Puppy and White House last night in Grant Park.

SADIE CASTS HER VOTE

Put your lipstick on that, Mrs. P!

Trick or Treat?

This witch's hat is just silly!   The things a girl has to do to get a treat.  It's always "sit" or "lay down" or "stay" or "come here" and NOW, this hat!   What an indignity!

                                                                       

                                                                        

Breaking News:
SADIE ENDORSES OBAMA

Here I am at Senator Clinton's Rally for Obama-Biden today.  I am standing next to her by the podium, in case you can't see me.  I don't know who adjusted that podium so high.  In any case, if my girlfriend says to endorse Obama, then that's what I am going to do.  Did you notice how young and vibrant Hillary looked in person?  Maybe eight years won't be that long.

Vive La France!

Sadie's Gone French!

Mistaken Identity

While the city council and mayor have declared  American Bulldogs to be "pit bulls," I have been researching my heritage and have found out that I am actually a French Poodle.  Please correct your records, everyone!

My Summer Vacation

You can all relax, I'm home!  Here's a couple of slides from my vacation pictures.  I'll save the full presentation for one of those cold winter nights.  You could come over and snuggle on the couch by the fireplace, and snack on kibble and bits, while I give the full  slide show.  I wonder if there might be an emmy in it for me?

I'm Ready for My Olympic Medal Now!

I may not be a canine Michael Phelps, but I did swim across the pool!  And I am really good at the doggie paddle.

My Day in The Sun

Every dog has her day in the sun, but this sun tanning is hard work.  My lips are dry and could use a juicy Mojito.   Where is that cabana boy?       "Oh, Boy!  Over here!  Make it snappy, My throat is a desert."

My Birthday Wish

                

           More Cake,  More Ice Cream...

               

and may be my own American Express Card.

HELLO! My Birthday is Tomorrow!

Here I am patiently waiting for trucks of birthday packages to be delivered.  Did I hear someone say Omaha Steaks?  May be that was Borsheims or Tiffany & Co.   I'm sure there will be a surprise party too!   Do you suppose we'll take the Bentley out for a spin?  Perhaps I should put on my driving moccasins, I'm sure its my turn to drive.  I am so excited I could pee!

For Father's Day

One of my baby pictures.  Everything I needed to know I learned in puppy class.  Sometimes life is good, sometimes it's not.  Pour  yourself a cup of coffee, and drink it while its hot.

Biker Dudes Want Me

Hello Sadie!

We are the Spicka men.  We are all from your hometown of Omaha.  We are all miniature schnauzers and as you can tell from our photo, we like Harley Davidsons! Our owners spoil us.  We get fancy hats, special treats, great toys and have quite the fan club.

Luther is on the left.  He is the oldest.  He is the oldest.  He is quite the authoritarian and he does not hear well.  But, I have to say he has eyelashes that would melt butter.  So may be hanging with a quiet old man would rock your world?

In the middle is my little brother George. He is quite sweet, but is a great escape artist. Kind of whimsical guy, he is.  Always has a great sense of adventure and loves to get into trouble.  If your desire is to run away and escape, he's your man!

My name is Howard.  I am the lover, the tail wagger, the MAN!  I have ears that make the girls take notice.

So...yo!  Sadie!  How about taking a ride with us dudes on our hogs?   We can cruise the black ribbon highway and see the countryside!  You would look great in a black leather collar with flames!

Howard