From Sadie's Mailbag. . .

This letter arrived from a miniature poodle:

Dear Sadie,

What advice do you have for me? Last week my boyfriend left me for a schnauzer. I was so beside myself I urinated right on the floor. My people yelled at me. I can't do anything right. I think I need to see a psychiatrist. What do you think I should do?

Frenchy

Dear Frenchy,

You silly dog, you can't see a psychiatrist--you're not allowed on the couch!

Princess Sadie