Monday, July 20, 2009

Breaking News:

HRH Princess Sadie Releases Official Birthday Photograph

Please notice the similarity between HRH photo and that taken of HM QEII last year by the famed celebrity photographer, Annie Leibovitz. That regal stature is clearly hereditary. This marks the sixth year of Princess Sadie's reign in Omaha.



Wednesday, July 15, 2009

From Sadie's Mailbag. . .

This letter arrived from a miniature poodle:

Dear Sadie,
What advice do you have for me? Last week my boyfriend left me for a schnauzer. I was so beside myself I urinated right on the floor. My people yelled at me. I can't do anything right. I think I need to see a psychiatrist. What do you think I should do?
Frenchy

Dear Frenchy,
You silly dog, you can't see a psychiatrist--you're not allowed on the couch!
Princess Sadie

Sunday, July 12, 2009

Excuse Me! The Princess is Trying to Sleep!

I have directed my staff to thank the most kind "Medical Records Girls" for the thoughtful sign indicating discretion in the hallway while I attempt to get my beauty rest. This shall come in quite handy as the I am sensitive to noise and other unruliness. As I was just saying the other day, "This house is not a gymnasium, it is a museum."

Saturday, July 4, 2009

What Would You Do Today?

Sadie Says: What to do on a rainy Fourth of July,
but in a freshly made bed to lie.